ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't
need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS &STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs an
d cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started
doing the same thing to them at funerals
Monday, August 17, 2009
Mathematics.... Very Funny!!!
Posted by brown eyed girl at 5:57 PM
Monday, June 8, 2009
Words of Wisdom
Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good,politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.
Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!
Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.
Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life. Rule
9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Posted by brown eyed girl at 7:52 PM
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Team Adventure
This last quarter of school a group of 4 people (Luke, Nick, Hali and Myself) have named ourselves Team Adventure. We decided one Sunday afternoon that we wanted to go out and adventure and do things we had never done before and see adventurous sites.. here are a few pictures from recent adventures:
Posted by brown eyed girl at 8:02 AM
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Rules of the West
Posted by brown eyed girl at 5:12 PM
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Hali's Birthday
Last Thursday April 30 my roommate Hali celebrated her 23 birthday... so we went to the Outback for dinner just the girls then came back to Cheney for a little birthday celebration.
Posted by brown eyed girl at 11:43 PM
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Weekend Adventures...
This Weekend Hali and I traveled down to University of Idaho to go to my friend kyles Formal in his fraternity house Sigma Nu.. Here are a few pictures to capture the night...
Posted by brown eyed girl at 9:02 PM
Monday, April 27, 2009
Pray Continually....
and i thought this turned out to be a very interesting/fun picture to share! :)
Posted by brown eyed girl at 1:41 PM